All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
When the twosome were spotted chatting outside of a Chelsea Handler performance in El Lay this weekend, Orlando darted away from the photogs faster than Jack Sparrow in the vicinity of a bar. (P.S. - OB needs to return to Pirates, STAT!)
Selena DID post a snap giggling with the actor last month.
Perhaps we were wrong about Selena and she's wayyyyy over the Justin Bieber and way into some much older and more mature hunk OR maybe Orlando and Selena are just trying to make Justin and Miranda Kerr jealous??!
Either way, we're not mad at this pairing one bit!
How could we be??! Just look at how gorgeous they look together! LOLz!
[Image via Selena Gomez/Instagram.]