That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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When someone unfollows you on Instagram, it can be totally heartbreaking.
And when that someone is a superstar like Selena Gomez, we imagine it's downright soul-crushing.
While at the Radio Disney Music Awards, Austin Mahone opened up about being one of the many unlucky Instagrammers who suffered being cut from Selenita's Instagram life.
"I was sad when she wasn’t following me, I shed one single tear!"
Oh wait, but then we hear he followed up that statement with a smile and a laugh.
Guess someone isn't so heartbroken.
Maybe he's too busy enjoying his shirtless life to be sad about a little online dramz.
[Images via Instagram.]