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The freakin' weekend happened HARD, and now you're back at school or at work—totally depressed that another two day break is lightyears away!
And while we sympathize with you on so many levels, choosing to live on the brighter side of things could lend itself to a brazilliant and successful week!
So to help you get through today's Manic Monday, we've provided our Perezcious readers with a HIGHlarious and GIF-filled recap of last weekend's events—as told by unsuspecting people and adorable animals!
1. You started off Saturday night like, "Let's Go B*tches!"
2. You arrived to the club and served the dance floor with book report realness…
3. You may or may not have made some bad decisions at the bar, but these kissing creatures in wine glasses should help!
4. You're ready to retire for the night, but willing to wait up for your one true love…
5. You stumbled in around 2AM.
6. And woke up lyke dis…
7. Getting out of bed was probably one of the hardest things you ever had to do…
8. But your friends invited you to brunch, so you have to hurry up!
9. And while the day was a blast, it's almost time for sleep and the dreaded work week.
10. It's now Monday and your alarm goes off. While we know it may feel far away, another
winter weekend is coming! So don't do as Elmo does…
We can get through this together!