WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling's marriage is explosively coming to light on their new reality series True Tori.
After therapy session upon therapy sessions, and a slew of chatter about dealing with their issues as a couple—Dean is finally revealing why exactly he cheated on his wife, and the answer is disgustingly awful!
"I didn't think that I would get caught. I was drinking and using drugs. I was not dealing with things that happened to me in the past. It's not like I was looking for sex — our relationship and sex life is solid. I have a brain that wants to kill me. I have a brain that wants me dead."
WHOA. This is huge news, considering his mistress Emily Goodhand told the press that he and Miz Spelling had a "sexless" marriage!
Dean went on to explain that binges of drinking and drugs (specifically, cocaine) only added to the strain on his fragile relationship.
This news comes on the helm of Tori's alleged hospital stay for severe migraines—so we can only imagine what she's dealing with at home.
Ch-ch-check out the shocking clip (above) to prepare yourself for the new episode of True Tori on Lifetime tonight at 10 p.m.!