Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Whoa, someone did something Miley Cyrus wasn't okay with???
That seems pretty crazy, but apparently Jennifer Lawrence was able to do the impossible!
"Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna's after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, 'Get it together, girl!'"
When the crotch-grabbing, twerking, pot-loving queen tells you to get it together, you better get it together!
After all, everyone knows puking isn't cute. If Cady Heron can't pull it off at her own party, then J.Law shouldn't be trying to rock the vomit at Madonna's party!
We just hope she didn't slip and fall on it too! Ewwww!
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