Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Behind us, of course!
The Vampire Diaries star was spotted heading out to a Hollywood hot spot solo on Wednesday evening.
"There is no dating. I am solo as solo can get. I can’t imagine dating in Hollywood. I’m a serial monogamist, man, dating in Hollywood’s gotta be gnarly."
There you have it, ladies — once you catch this hunk's eye, you can best believe he'll have eyes for you and only you!
Isn't that what everyone wants in a relationship? Monogamy? LOLz!
We'll be waiting by our phone, Ian!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]