Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Well, Hello PDA!!!
"Big hands I know you're the one."
Oh Jessica! Someone is feeling playful these days!
But we all assumed that Eric's….um…. hands were plenty big considering he knocked her up twice in the span of two years! LOLz!
We can only imagine how BIG and passionate their first kiss as husband and wife will be!
They better start lathering up those lips for the wedding now! HA!
[Image via Jessica Simpson/Instagram.]