That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Well, it's confirmed! Shia LaBeouf is alive and well!
He's just been in hiding for awhile, we guess!
The "not-famous-anymore" celebrity was spotted out and about in Studio City getting his read-on as he was spotted carrying a bag from Barnes & Noble!
Oh, and he was clearly showing off his toned tummy!
We're just a little worried Shia doesn't have any other pants. Seriously.
Those are like the only ones he wears!
Maybe they're just really comfy? But come on, dude! Change 'em once in awhile!
[Image via Sam Sharma/PacificCoastNews.]