That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
So who's your favorite Turtle?
With this new, longer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer, it doesn't matter! You get to see them all in action!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Leonardo lead, Donatello do machines, Raphael get cool but crude, and Michelangelo be a party dude! And also Megan Fox being hot!
So, is this making worried fans happy yet??