All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Well, well, well!
Hello there Mr. James Franco AND Mr. Little James Franco!
James has been all about posting shirtless selfies in recent weeks, but this latest one from Instagram has maybe gone too far.
Or rather, it might be showing off more than he wanted.
Why??? Because you can totally see his pubes!
Sure, his junk might be fully covered, but we're getting an up close and personal glimpse of his hair down there.
We're not sure what to say after seeing this side of James.
Although, we can say we might have an explanation as to why he's so into these half-dressed selfies:
Apparently he seems to be having a nekked selfie competition with a leading figure of the Beat Generation and a man who was greatly opposed to sexual repression, Allen Ginsberg.
We wish we could say this explained everything.
But it sure as hell don't!
[Images via Instagram.]