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XXX Stars Are Bent Out Of Shape By Samuel L. Jackson's Porn Piracy Comments…And Probably By Penises, Too.

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Nick Fury is a chronic masturbator?

Huh, we've heard the old wives' tale about how stroking the salamander can make you go blind, but we never realized it happened one eye at a time!

It's true, though! During a recent press junket for Captain America: The Winter Soldier, resident badass Samuel L. Jackson basically copped to buttering his own corncob on the reg!

Remember the part of the flick where The Cap' makes a list of cool things he missed out on while on ice? SammyJack, Scarlett Johansson, and Chris Evans were each asked about their favorite development of the past half-century, what they would put on their list, and Sam's answer was shocking!

He said RedTube - the YouTube-esque website that offers free access to loads (ha!) of pirated porn!

As titillated as we all are to think about the Snakes on a Plane star charming the python in his pants, his answer really pissed off a few porn stars!

Porn starlets Catalina Cruz and Tanya Tate are shocked and appalled that a fellow on-screen entertainer would tacitly condone illegally pirating movies!! Cause, you know, STEALING!

Tanya confessed:

"I would gladly send a catalog of adult movies I have directed to Mr. Jackson if he would be so kind as to recant the comment. I have a stack of porn for him to help him see the error of his ways."

Ha! Well said! We wonder if Sam will see the light and change his ways?! Hopefully he does before the porn stars try to avenge his wrongdoing!!

In case you were wondering, ScarJo's favorite invention over the past fifty years is the CAKE POP! Mmm, oral fixation!

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