If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Winklevoss twins! Jessica Simpson's eyes are up here!
While waiting on the red carpet tonight, the Winklevi were spotted eyeing Jessica at the White House Correspondent's Dinner as if they wanted to have a threesome with her before Mark Zuckerberg stole her away from them.
One thing's for sure, they need to get her number first, because they are definitely not on Facebook.
When this gorgeous, genetically exact twosome saw Jessica, they thought, "_________________."
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