As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
YUP. After a ton of uber awkward licking, chin nuzzling, and huffing and puffing, Chris' obvious seXXXy skillz were super heroic!!!!
Not to mention, we've never been so attracted to a man in a long blonde wig! HA!
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