It was the worst mass shooting in U.S. history, and now we know exactly how it happened.
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YUP. After a ton of uber awkward licking, chin nuzzling, and huffing and puffing, Chris' obvious seXXXy skillz were super heroic!!!!
Not to mention, we've never been so attracted to a man in a long blonde wig! HA!
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