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Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
We were impressed by Kirsten Dunst's wardrobe choices at Monday's Met Gala, even IF her Star Wars-themed apparel was a day late and a dollar Dagobah short to celebrate the unofficial holiday, but Shailene Woodley's ode to wood nymphs? Ehh, maybe not so much!
Still, that shouldn't stop her from enjoying the fancy shindig!
Aww, look at them posing! It's just like the end of Return of the Jedi — Shailene's dressed like a forrest-dwelling Ewok and Kirsten is quite literally wearing the Death Star!
Now all they need to do is whip out their lady lightsabers and _________________________________!!!
[Image via Getty Images.]