One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Boobs! Burlesque! A brazen little ballad!
What else could you ask for in a breakout single?
RuPaul's Drag Race's season five winner Jinkx Monsoon pushed out a perfect new vivid recently and we think you'll totally dig it!
Ch-ch-check out Coffee & Wine (above)!
Aw! What a perfectly lovely song!!
Jinkx's new album, The Inevitable Album, is now available on iTunes.