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CNN Suggests Aliens Or Time Travelers Abducted Malaysia Airlines Flight 370; World Proceeds To Facepalm In Unison

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That sound you just heard, that faint death rattle? That was journalism's last dying breath. Yup, the centuries old craft of reporting news finally kicked the f**king bucket!

And, before you starting pointing any fingers, also us to direct your attention to this:

CNN has been caught red handed.

You know the enigma surrounding the missing Malaysian airplane? Those scruple-free newsmen and women have been milking that mystery for two months, but their 24/7 tragedy coverage might have finally just crossed the line!

In a "scientific" poll they conducted, the cable news network asked fans and followers whether they thought Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was… wait for it… wait for it… abducted by space aliens, time travelers, or perhaps even beings from another dimension!!!

What!? SERIOUSLY!

In case you were wondering, 9% of those who responded to the asinine inquiry said it was likely that the aliens/time travelers/inter-dimensional beings played a part in the plane's disappearance. See the pic (below)!

cnn poll malaysian flight 370 aliens time travelers

Ugh! How disconcerting!

The real story, though, is how low CNN sank to indulge any wackadoo theory that might be good for TV ratings or internet clicks!!

We expected better from you!!! What happened to raising the bar on public discourse?

Disappointment, thy name is Wolf Blitzer!!!

[Image via CNN.]

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22 comments to “CNN Suggests Aliens Or Time Travelers Abducted Malaysia Airlines Flight 370; World Proceeds To Facepalm In Unison”

  1. adblockplus says – reply to this


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    Who the heck are you to criticize ???? Aren't you the one who posted a story about Leanne Ryhmes being insensitive by wearing a Halloween costume from Grease(Sandy) ???
    HALF your gossip stories aren't ever confirmed.

  2. Ava says – reply to this


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    As much as I believe CNN has their issues, why is having the alien theory on a poll such an issue? Honestly, why not? No one has any clue as to where the plane is or what happend. It is a poll they put out…. Not a whole article about aliens. Give it a rest.

  3. anon says – reply to this


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    Actually, the Age of Aquarius is here and people are starting to be more enlightened. Some of my most intuitive friends have been saying for a while that the plane is in another dimension. Now I'm not saying that I have that opinion, but I do know it's a possibility. Rather than negate things as ridiculous, just believe what you choose to believe and allow others to do the same.

  4. Sturt says – reply to this


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    Geez mate, that's rich.

  5. aidan says – reply to this


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    um….they aren't suggesting anything….they're asking the VIEWERS what THEY think…..

  6. Kate says – reply to this


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    You should be the last person dismissing someones beliefs when yours aren't exactly orthodox to say the least. Also your ego is sickening, nobody can know for sure if aliens exist or not and your assertion that it is not possible is soo arrogant.

  7. Waqar says – reply to this


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    what is so crazy about that? don't be so arrogant to think we are the only ones in the universe, dumbass



  8. 8

    Naturally, you're too stupid to see it's a damn JOKE !

  9. What says – reply to this


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    Disrespectful.

  10. seriously? says – reply to this


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    -”What happened to raising the bar on public discourse ?”

    Say the guy who make new about zooming on girl teeetaaay t-shirt for the see trough bra ?

    think the same about you dude 3/4 of the time .

  11. THE_MAD_BOMBER says – reply to this


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    THAT 777 IS NOWHERE ON EARTH, BECAUSE OF ONE SIMPLE, IRREFUTABLE FACT: IT WAS JACKED TO MARS BY BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD. IT WAS DRIVEN THERE BY JIMMY HOFFA. THE COPILOT WAS LEE HARVEY OSWALD. I SURE HOPE THAT EVERYBODY WILL EVENTUALLY GET ALL THAT EASY TO REMEMBER INFORMATION THROUGH THEIR THICK SKULLS!!!!!

  12. Aaron says – reply to this


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    In the first few days of the disappearance there was a radar map shown on the planes in real time moving over the map of the Area. at one point a few seconds before the plane began to turn away from its flight path a marker that was supposed to be a plane moved past over the mainland and past the 370 plane at 5 times the speed of all the other aircraft on the screen and stopped out a few dozen miles past it and then hovered. At that point 370 began to turn as the anomaly hovered. This radar screen video disappeared shortly after this and it isn't to be found now. So what and why? Why the disappearance of the video? Precisely as the anomaly stopped and hovered the plane began its turn away. What the heck could that have been? Knowing myself about the Diego Garcia Air base in the Maldives I figured that that's where it went considering all the other evidence but what the heck was that anomaly that could fly 5 times the jets speed?

  13. jkata says – reply to this


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    I hate to be the one to tell you this but that death rattle has been going on for quite some time! So much for the most trusted name in news…

  14. Thomas turk says – reply to this


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    Ufos and ets? Before you fall down laughing, or uncomfortably want to scream fraud, fake or nutters because nasa, seti and astronomers tell us there are NO ufos under intelligent et control flying around here.

    google Larry King, CNN, Ufos shut down missile silos in US, UK and USSR.

    google Wikipedia. Valentich, Cessna ufo abduction, Melbourne, Australia. (Full radio transcript recorded).

    open

    IF this was a ufo/et abduction, they may all be alive, but not coming back anytime soon.

    I am a Rtd Airline Training Captain with multiple UFO sightings. In 1972 we carried Govt(?) UFO report forms in our Nav Boxes, (Super VC10s out of Nairobi, Kenya). I am quite comfortable with the ufo phenomena.

    I was the Pilot Union's rep. at all aircraft accident investigations in the 4 countries that owned the airline. That function was to ensure pilots got a fair hearing, even if deceased.

  15. Thomas Turk says – reply to this


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    And teh first part of comment'

    This charade is to hide an embarrasing situation and is well beyond anything Malaysia could conjure up, ie to bury 370 in the deepest part of the Indian O with it's imagined dying pings. What is the embarrassment to Malaysia?. Is it the civil radar plot of MH370 showing an unidentified target moving at 2,500mph and then stopping? That while MH370 does a few sharp turns, but NOT back, instantly drops to sea level, shoots forward and disappears! Is THIS the information that they cannot release to the public because then they would be the laughing stock as unidentified targets do NOT exist? IF this radar plot is a fake, then Malaysian MUST show us the original to prove that.

    There is NO proof MH370 went South. The statement by Inmarsat that they had analysed inmarsat RF signals using doppler shift analysis is a lie. The RF signal is almost certainly not recorded (only the extracted data such as aircraft identity) so there was nothing there to be analysed. That is why Inmarsat had refused to turn up at THEIR briefing.

    NO miltary radar plot from Malaysia, Thailand nor Indonesia, nor satellite data has been presented to confirm this large target heading S, or even back over Thailand, S of Phuket. Of interest is that CNN, Al Jazeera, The Indpendent UK , Daily Telegraph UK and Straits Times are blocking all commenters from posting the link to the civil radar plot or even discussion on the plot.

  16. Thomas Turk says – reply to this


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    The link to the civil radr plot showing ufo.

  17. Rabbitnexus says – reply to this


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    What a crock. I have no time for CNN or the controlled Corpse Media in general but all they did was ask people's opinion and like it or not a lot of people have this idea, as shown by the almost 10% of respondents who thought it possble. If you want to whinge at someone I'd go after those clowns, but then the idea of clowns chasing clowns is just a bit much for a caulrophobe like me. Seeya.

  18. Maryann says – reply to this


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    Oh puleeeeease! Who are you to criticize? Alien or non alien, anything's a possibility with regards to that missing plane. CNN was simply stating the facts about what people were thinking out there. Let go of your ignorant remarks and start writing articles with substance. How the heck did i end up on this lame site anyway? Sheeesh!

  19. doresearch says – reply to this


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    Paul Hellyer Canadian prime minister has been trying to get congress and Everyone else to Speak up about Extraterrestrials to The people for years… Look him up… Extraterrestrials have been working with our government for many years At the very least since around Roswell time … And there are many different species they are aware of… The main video I can think of is about 29 min where it states Paul Hellyer Et working with Government … Watch that… Keep believing there is nothing out there and you are the fool… We are FAR FROM THE MOST INTELLIGENT LIFE ON EARTH… OR AROUND EARTH… AND NOT ALL HAVE THE SAME AGENDA WE CAN BET ON THAT… SOME LIVE WITHIN THE EARTH… Do your research… Look up val valiant Thor… Look up small greys… Tall whites… That's just a few… … Okay I am done…

  20. obamaseriously says – reply to this


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    I don't understand WHAT is this missing Malaysian airline jet has anything to do with our beloved president Obama????!!!! Why is he making such high profile appearences in Malaysia at this time? China and Australia have been the main search teams who have contributed $55m so far for the search. WHY THE HELL IS OBAMA'S CLOSEUP on this news?? Why is his face anywhere new the missing Malaysian airline related articles at all? Seriously! Get lost!

  21. Chapo Guzman says – reply to this


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    Anyone who believes we are the only ones living in the immense universe is just an ignorant being who believes anything that the brain washing media says. There are a few posibilities of what happened to that plane. For a closed minded person who can't think outside the box let the media tell the story. But for a visionary who knows there is something more out there and that anything is possible there is always hope.

  22. justin says – reply to this


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    Not sure why its that far out of the question, the bigger question is what they would want with a plane full of lowly humans