Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Science fiction? More like science f*cktion!
If you thought flesh lights were the wave of the future than this study about banging robots will seriously blow your brain!
According to a study conducted at England's Middlesex University — ha! dirty — twenty percent of people admit that they would bang a sexy robot if given the opportunity!
About 2,000 Brits were polled and 46% of them thought technology was progressing too quickly and about half of them thought blah blah blah who cares, but about TWENTY PERCENT of them want to stick their peen in a robot or have a robot peen stuck in them!
"It seems to have got to the stage where people would rather have sex with something that knows exactly what it’s doing, where we know exactly how it will react, and how long it will take, and how good it will be."
Well said, study participant — well said!
More importantly, though, when will they come out with a sexbot that looks just like Zac Efron in High School Musical?
We'd buy that for a dollar!