Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We reported earlier how the upcoming Harry Potter play would be about his formative years, but it looks like there's going to be a little more Lily and James Potter than we Expecto-ed…uh, we mean expected!
That's right, the play will focus on Harry's parents' backstory! We'll be excited to see how they manage that mischief!
In addition, it was recently revealed that this play would be directed by the acclaimed director of Once, Black Watch, and most recently The Glass Menagerie, John Tiffany! Take that, Death Eaters!
"We will see what we have when it’s written, and proceed from there. Remember: it’s a play, not a musical; so we may not require a great big theatre."
We're sure that with John behind the wheel, the play will be a success; and like a Ford Anglia, we expect it to drive itself!