That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
"Like that Britney Spears shaved head moment, where it's sort of like, 'All right, you want me? Here you can have me, but I am going to be really ugly.' You know what I mean?"
And have you they did — maybe even more then all your followers bargained for! LOLz!
See the rest of his insta-explanation in the silly video (above!)