No. Just so much no.
No, Orlando Bloom, you seksi elf! You're always hot in a pirate way!
In a recent interview, Orlando Bloom said his new role as a tattooed cop in the thriller Zulu is not his usual heartthrob persona:
"Zulu was like a gift to me. To get a chance like that and not just be Orlando Bloom, the heartthrob."
While you finish spit-taking all over you computer screen, we'll admit that it's awesome that Orlando wants to sink his teeth into a meaty role.