Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Well, he has mastered that dirty look that is so popular today..
..we just didn't know he had the smell to match!
The Hole singer claimed that she refused the bachelor's seXXXual advancement because she wanted to pinch her nose in disgust in his presence.
"My favorite Russell Brand line was when we first were friends and he tried to hit on me and nothing ever happened. He goes, 'I've had a lot of grand conversations, darling, but none of them have ever ended in an orgasm. Can we go in your room?'"
But believe it or not, it wasn't that pick-up line that made her hold on to her panties in the company of the comedian!
"He's got some good lines, [but] I said to Russell, 'You're too musky for me, man.' He is a little musky. We did yoga together and the musk was there.”
HA! Oh well!
Courtney and Russell are so outspoken separately, we doubt the world could handle them as a couple.
Regardles, we doubt it was too long before Russell found another lady who didn't mind his scent! LOLz!
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