Whether or not you’re onboard with fake boobies and buttz, this is one of the times when plastic surgery is a fantastic thing!
When Wu-Tang affiliated rapper Christ Bearer cut off his own penis while on PCP, it was originally reported that the people over at Cedars Sinai couldn’t put humpty dumpty back together.
But they did!
The rapper did his first interview since the incident, and in it he revealed that plastic surgeons reattached his severed schlong and it works perfectly!
And he revealed the reason he cut it off too!
He says he was alone, smoking weed, and catching up on his reading about monks and vasectomies, and cutting his junk off himself seemed like a good idea.
Obviously, it wasn’t.
At least he got his peen back though because peeing would be really weird. Oh, and the whole sex thing too.