So sad and scary.
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Chelsea put the strange sisterly predicament Beyoncé and Solange are in best on last night's Chelsea Lately:
"Sisters need to stick together because blood is thicker than penis."
Well, we bet Jay Z's penis would beg to differ!
Meanwhile, John Caparulo hypothesized as to the real reason why Solange would be mad at Hova:
"What if she told him, 'Do not fart when we get in this elevator?' And he did and she just wailed on him. He's like, 'I had eggs! I'm sorry! I had eggs!'"
Eggs…the doom of many an elevator ride.
Of course, then Chelsea Lately writer Chris Franjola took a shot at Queen Bey that we did NOT appreciate:
"Why didn't Beyoncé do anything during the fight? She just stood there. Now she knows what it's like to be in Destiny's Child—someone else does all the work while she does sh*t."
Uh, what? Has he even heard Bey's heavenly songs?!
Chris even went so far as to suggest that Solange might be getting some offers from this brawl:
"Real Housewives of Atlanta called her right away. Like, 'Solang-ay, we need you on this show—now!'"
Solange might be better suited on a UFC show in our opinion. We wonder what the real beef was!