Well this is scary!
Linds was also heard shouting to her 23-year-old beau:
[Image via Instagram.]
And while the sheer shock value of the actual event was on a wondrous level — we couldn't help but wonder what creativity would be printed in the infamous New York papers the next day!
So today, our satirical sarcastic prayers have been answered…
Thanks to the New York Post and The Daily News!
Sorry Beyoncé and the Beygency, we can't help but give props to the minds behind the headlines!
Ch-ch-check out both covers and their take on the brawl in the gallery (below)!