(Srsly, what was with that sniffling??)
Solange's Elevator Attack On Jay Z Makes The Morning Papers! See The Truthful Headlines Describing The Incident HERE!
And while the sheer shock value of the actual event was on a wondrous level — we couldn't help but wonder what creativity would be printed in the infamous New York papers the next day!
So today, our satirical sarcastic prayers have been answered…
Thanks to the New York Post and The Daily News!
Sorry Beyoncé and the Beygency, we can't help but give props to the minds behind the headlines!
Ch-ch-check out both covers and their take on the brawl in the gallery (below)!