All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Holy divinely-inspired doppelgängers, batman! What is going on here?
Did Jared Leto just discover his long lost father?
Or maybe future Jared Leto traveled back in time from the year 2057 to warn present day Jared Leto about the dangers of global warming!!! "Climate change is REAL, younger me, and you're our only hope!
Or, MAYBE, Jared just stumbled across Kevin Lee Light, a Hollywood legend who frequently wanders the Sunset Strip dressed like everyone's favorite Son of God!
Either way, Jared Leto looks happy to have found Jesus!!! LOLz, we didn't even realize he was lost!
We wonder if they'll celebrate by turning some water into tequila, or whatever!!!
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