They really are the definition of a perfect couple!
Let's be honest, who else makes married life and walking dogs look so effortless??
How polite and cute of them!
Good goop, this story is confusing!
Ooh la la, was the recently single rocker giving Queen Mum a taste of his Beef Wellington????
Perhaps not! According to Chris' handlers, their relationship isn't serious at all!
Gwyneth Paltrow's ex's rep confessed:
"[Chris & Alexa] are not dating."
Hmm. Short, succinct, and wildly unfulfilling! (We're talking about the rep's statement, obvs, not Chris' abilities in the sackarooney.)
So, Chris & Alexa aren't dating, eh? Well, what are they doing together?
Swapping recipes for Yorkshire pudding? Swapping war stories about Goop? Swapping orgasms, perhaps?
Because two consenting adults can f*ck like rabbits on ecstasy without dating, right?
Either way, we're happy Chris is enjoying his newly earned single status.
Finding love might be tough for a rich, good-looking, talented, and adorably accented celebrity, but we have faith he will persevere!
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