So, check out the signs (below)! and decide for yourself!
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Good goop, this story is confusing!
Ooh la la, was the recently single rocker giving Queen Mum a taste of his Beef Wellington????
Perhaps not! According to Chris' handlers, their relationship isn't serious at all!
Gwyneth Paltrow's ex's rep confessed:
"[Chris & Alexa] are not dating."
Hmm. Short, succinct, and wildly unfulfilling! (We're talking about the rep's statement, obvs, not Chris' abilities in the sackarooney.)
So, Chris & Alexa aren't dating, eh? Well, what are they doing together?
Swapping recipes for Yorkshire pudding? Swapping war stories about Goop? Swapping orgasms, perhaps?
Because two consenting adults can f*ck like rabbits on ecstasy without dating, right?
Either way, we're happy Chris is enjoying his newly earned single status.
Finding love might be tough for a rich, good-looking, talented, and adorably accented celebrity, but we have faith he will persevere!
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