Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
Dolly Parton is without a doubt the queen of country music, but even after decades of making marvelous music The Smoky Mountain songbird has managed to maintain an air of mystery!
But the southern songstress had a candid conversation with Savannah Guthrie on Tuesday's episode of the Today show and finally cleared up one of the biggest questions on all of our minds!
Rumor has it that Dolly always wears long sleeve shirts because she's trying to hide dozens of delicious tattoos all over her body. So, is it true?
Well, kind of.
"People said the other day that the reason you wear sleeves is because you have snakes tattooed all over you, and I said, 'No, I don’t!'… I do have a few little tattoos, but they were mostly done to cover scars because I’m so fair… they’re not where you can see them… they are mostly for my husband."
Ooh la la! We wonder which part of the Jolene singer's body is covered with all of these lovely little tattoos?
Her massive mammaries, perhaps? Maybe she has a portrait of Kenny Rogers singing Islands in the Stream on her lower back? Hmm, somehow we doubt her husband of nearly fifty years would appreciate that!
Either way, thanks for coming clean, gurl — we'd totally love to sneak a peek!!