It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
She's loosening up this tightly wound star!
"It was the disgusting Matt Damon's birthday party. What a loser. John, my husband, wanted to do something crazy for him. I don't know if you've heard of this club called The Box? It's kind of a burlesque sex club. There's weird things that go on and make you cringe. Tom loves Matt, and Tom wanted to come."
When plans changed, Emily had to tell Tom the truth about the previously tame evening…And luckily, he was down to get freaky:
"He thought it was going to be a nice, civilized dinner. So I emailed him and was like, 'Tom, change of plan. We're now gonna go to this club called The Box. Just wanted you to know, you may not be comfortable with this. It's kind of like a sex club.' He emailed back and went 'Jesus Christ! Well just don't let me walk out of there alone!' which we didn't."
AH-Mazing and hilarious Tom tale!
Ch-ch-check out the full story with animated hand gestures and accents…AFTER THE JUMP!!!