Gotta stand up for his sister!
The famous father also rapped that he and the blonde beauty "might still have sex." Ugh.
[Image via Taylor Swift/Instagram.]
Houston, we have a problem!
And the problem is that naked women are running through the streets of your fine Texas metropolis!!
We realize that doesn't sound too bad — everyone likes bouncy boobies, right? — but this particular lady bolted bare-assed from her home because burglars broke in while she was showering!!!
Oh noes! How scary!
Yikes!!! Praise Jeebus the girl made it safely out of her house!
We hope the police quickly apprehend the criminals responsible for this heinous crime, but, in the meanwhile, we're wearing our bathing suit in the shower!