One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
We love Kylie Minogue SO MUCH!
So when she performed her new single, I Was Gonna Cancel, we HAD to tune in to Alan Carr's brazilliant show Chatty Man to see the vocal goddess in all her wonderment!
The 45-year-old singer looked so ferosh in the (above) performance vid, with a posse of heart-clad backup dancers in tow…
And she even had time to teach Alan the proper way to sexercise! LOLz!