That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
But if you thought his cover shoot was hot (and it was), then you should grab your oven mitts because the interview he gave inside was SCORCHING!
Amongst other things, the hunk admitted that he and 21 Jump Street co-star Jonah Hill made a totally scandalous bet about how successful their film would be.
Jonah was apparently so confident that their comedy would underwhelm at the box office that he made the most indecent proposal we've ever heard — the funny man offered to kiss the tip of Channing's penis if it made more than $35 mil on opening weekend!!!
“I will kiss your tip! I will kiss the tip of your dick through your underwear if we make $35 million.”
Wow! Just wow! It's like all of our dreams are coming true at once! We're stunned!
The movie was super successful and Jonah lost the bet, but was that his plan all along? It sounds like a super smart way for someone to get Channing's peen near their lips to us!
So, did Jonah kiss it or what??
The Magic Mike star explained:
“I haven’t made him do it yet. For obvious reasons. That’s a bad bet to lose—it’s not too good to win, either. But definitely the shame of it would be enjoyable. It’s my trump card, for sure. He tries not to bring it up at all costs. Unless he did something horrible to me, I don’t know if I could ever cash it in. It would change our relationship forever.”
Ha! It certainly would!
We wonder what Channing would've done to Jonah has the movie missed the mark?
Either way, we hope they film the c**k kiss and add it to the "extras" section of the 22 Jump Street DVD!!!
[Image via GQ.]