Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
But, just like one clown getting out of a car…there's even more!
Well, now the two have filed a criminal battery report against Richie the Barber as if he were the Demon Barber of
Fleet Street Melrose Avenue!
Apparently, detectives called Richie and asked if he meant to harm them with his confetti dumping sesh, and he said that the confetti bomb was meant to "congratulate them on their success."
Also, confetti doesn't hurt at all! If it did hurt, that would make parades horrible and excruciating events. New Year's Eve would be filled with trips to the hospital.
And Richie's a clown! Clowns usually are good spirited pranksters, not malicious ne'er-do-wells…excluding the clown from Stephen King's It. That was one was pretty scary.
We're glad that authorities aren't saying "send in the clown…into a holding cell" over a matter so silly and harmless.
Richie is known for riding around on his unicycle, juggling, and giving people AH-Mazing hair cuts.