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I Wanna Marry "Harry" is quite possibly the most morally bankrupt reality show….EVER.
Still, that doesn't mean last night's premiere on FOX was any less LAUGH-OUT-LOUD entertaining.
In case you haven't heard of the irresistible new reality show, let us explain the concept: 12 common American women travel to the UK to stay in a country palace to compete for a man they believe to be Prince Harry — because he has red hair and a British accent, of course! LOLz!
Even though the faux security detail is believable, how is it possible that not ONE of the 12 women doesn't realize that a royal would NEVER go on a reality show to meet his future wife??! He has the whole world vying for his heart!
The royals were even supposedly skeptical of the ever-sophisticated Kate Middleton so we HIGHly doubt Prince Harry would entertain taking a cocktail waitress home to meet the Queen.
We must thank Ryan Seacrest (of course) for producing such a delicious guilty pleasure! Thank you!
Ch-ch-check out the top 5 BEST quotes so far…IN GIFs (below)!!!
Did we mention the faux Harry (a.k.a. Matt Hicks) can't afford a car??
…um…there's a difference.
Rose didn't pee herself last night, but there is still a whole season! LOLz!
Ours too, gurl. Ours too.
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