Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Wow! We barely recognize the guy!
Sure, his tailor may have turned a fancy suit into what looks like a peacoat and skinny jeans, but the kid tried! We'll give him credit for that! Especially considering how he's literally praying that we'll like his look!
Plus, it helps that he's neither shirtless nor riding a horse, LOLz!!
More importantly, JB walked the red carpet for a great cause and we applaud every celebrity who goes the extra mile to be charitable!
Keep on keeping on, kid!
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