He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
We don't turn 37 for like ten more months, but we're filing this vid under "AMAZEBALLZ early birthday present"!!!
Which means loads of great moments were inevitably left on the cutting room floor!! Take, for instance, all this extra fabulous footage with KP's geriatric alter ego!
Ch-ch-check out a few extra Goldie scenes (above)!
Ha! That girl knows how to party down! We love it!