If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
IS THIS WHO WE THINK IT IS?!?!?! What the heck!?!?!
Seriously! The Nymphomaniac actor looks like a totally different dude! (And just this once we'll be able to excuse those jorts…)
NEVER GROW BEARDS AGAIN, you guys!!
Or, if you do, make sure it's just scruff. Scruff is good. But the real question here is waiting to be answered…
Who rocked the beardless look better? Shia or Jake?!
Who rocked the beardless face better?
Total Votes: 640
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