Naked Man Arrested Outside The White House! See Pics Of This Guy Showing His Dick Cheney At 1600 Peennsylvania Avenue!
Well, it looks like this Memorial Day weekend just got a little more memorable.
A man showed up to the White House completely stripped down of any clothing (red, white, or blue) and stood in front of the gates! Ugh, someone call in a drone to take care of this, right?
According to the Secret Service, the streaker was brought to a local hospital for minor injuries after security had to carefully bring him down until he was subdued. Yeah, we bet they had to be extra careful what body part they were putting those handcuffs on!
Hmm we wonder if he curves to the left or right…politically, speaking!
A representative for the Secret Service said that the man offered no explanation as to why he decided to drop trow! Hey, maybe he was trying to act like 23rd President Teddy Roosevelt by speaking softly and carrying a big stick?
In the end, the man was charged with two counts of assault and one count of indecent exposure. Looks like in addition to fear, we have to fear random penis too, FDR!
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