That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
At least this cools things off a bit!
But the good news is that Bey still likes Kimye enough to tell the world that she wishes them well!
“Wishing you a lifetime of unconditional love. God bless your beautiful family”
See! No hard feelings, right?
[Image via Beyoncè/Instagram/Vogue.]