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This must be what happens when your best man stands you up!
Kanye West is only planning on getting married once, so he made the most of it at his wedding reception on Saturday, reportedly giving a 20-minute speech!!!
He made sure to mention that the Kardashians are “the most remarkable people of our time” and that they “make the world a better place.”
Of course, Yeezus said some things about himself too, like "I am defined by being a celebrity…the world is our altar,” but he made sure to say plenty of sweet things about his bride Kim Kardashian too!
Ye said that Kim is an “ideal celebrity” and “ideal art.” He added that he’s happy he gets to spend “every day of my life with Kim.”
It sounds like everything we’d expect from a Kanye speech!
[Image via Vogue.]