We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
In case you didn't trust your own two eyes, here's all the proof your'll ever need that Sandra Bullock is a certifiable sex goddess:
The glorious Gravity gal is set to be honored for a "Decade of Hotness" at next month's 2014 Guys Choice Awards, which is put on by Spike TV.
Woo hoo!! And her prize is wearing a pair of "mantlers" (above)! Ha! Who wouldn't want that?
"We've been courting Sandra so long for this award that she was eventually going to say yes or take out a restraining order. We couldn't be more thrilled to be honoring Sandra Bullock with our Decade of Hotness award. She is as ridiculously talented as she is beautiful and our audience adores her."
LOLz, we're glad Sandra didn't go with the restraining order!
Congratulations, girlie!!! We can't think a more deserving dime to be honored as dame of the decade!!
This is way more impressive than winning Miss Congeniality! Twice!
See ten sexy Sandra pics from the last ten years (below)!
Also, you can still cast your vote for the award show, which will be broadcast on June 7th, HERE!
[Image via Spike TV/Peter Lindbergh]