Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
What in the world?!?!?! LOLz, get it?
That's because the network quietly canceled the broadcast of the Monte Carlo-based award show and decided to show a Last Comic Standing rerun instead!!
Wait, what?! Why??? We were so looking forward to watching these performances!!! What the heck happened?
The WMA's official Twitter account simply cited "technical issues," saying:
— World Music Awards (@WORLDMUSICAWARD) May 28, 2014
Technical issues? What the hell? The performances were last night in Europe, how have they not gotten their shizzle together since then?
We wonder if this has to due with Mariah being four hours late to the gig!?! We certainly hope not!
NBC, meanwhile, hasn't even brought up their epic fail. They instead tweeted:
Time to tickle your funny bone! Check out an encore of the #LastComic Standing premiere now.
— NBC (@nbc) May 29, 2014
Ugh!! You continue to disappoint us, NBC!
At least tell us when you plan to reschedule the event!!
[Image via Twitter.]