She played with your heart! And went to work, b*tch!
But that was Britney's OLD contract.
Brad Pitt does NOT want you to hit him as hard as you can!
As we reported yesterday, the El Lay City Attorney's office WILL be seeking a stay-away order from upcoming industry events. But that's the least of Sediuk's legal concerns.
Sediuk is being charged with FOUR crimes - Assault, Battery, Unlawful Activity at a Sporting Event, Theatrical or Exhibition, and even the obscure Unlawful Delay or Interference of a Sporting Event, Theatrical or Exhibition.
Maybe he'll learn that an attack isn't a joke. After all, you can't ironically punch someone.
Assault doesn't make you a "prankster." It makes you a jerk. Also, a criminal.
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]