Things are heating up so fast!
According to Us Weekly, Swift is on cloud nine right now:
[Image via Forty Seven/WENN.]
Brad Pitt does NOT want you to hit him as hard as you can!
As we reported yesterday, the El Lay City Attorney's office WILL be seeking a stay-away order from upcoming industry events. But that's the least of Sediuk's legal concerns.
Sediuk is being charged with FOUR crimes - Assault, Battery, Unlawful Activity at a Sporting Event, Theatrical or Exhibition, and even the obscure Unlawful Delay or Interference of a Sporting Event, Theatrical or Exhibition.
Maybe he'll learn that an attack isn't a joke. After all, you can't ironically punch someone.
Assault doesn't make you a "prankster." It makes you a jerk. Also, a criminal.
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]