Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Who knew Louis Tomlinson was a bad boy??!
However, Louis DOES thank his young, impressionable fans for their support in the wake of the incident.
Massive love to all our fans!! So incredibly supportive! Loveeeee
— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) May 29, 2014
Way to beat around the boy band bush, Louis! LOLz!
We just hope he avoids using the N-word and "gay" in such derogatory ways EVER again.