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Miley Cyrus' Maserati Thief Could Literally Be Anyone! Here's A Lineup Of 7 Suspects To Consider!

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Well, it looks like the list of suspects is narrowed down to every dude who lives in Silverlake or Los Feliz!

We reported earlier how Miley Cyrus' stolen Maserati had been found in Simi Valley and we were excited that justice might finally be brought down upon the male and female who broke into her house on Saturday night and stole the pricey car as well as a bunch of jewelry.

However, according to a witness, the perp she saw who dropped off the car was described as a white male in his early 20s, wearing a pair of skinny jeans and a t-shirt.

Oh wow, how descriptive! This suspect sounds like the kind of guy who would brag, "I was stealing celebrities' cars BEFORE it was cool," while hacky sacking.

The witness then saw the guy hop into another car's passenger seat, and drive off! Did they get plate numbers or…like…anything else? Nope!

The Maserati then sat for the entire weekend, before cops checked it out after calls from some neighbors!

The kicker? The witness apparently doesn't want a reward because they're not a fan of Miley's! Ouch!

Then again, how much of a reward should this witness receive when the thief in question could be this guy…

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Or this guy…

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Or even these guys…

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