Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Holy hot cakes!
The noise holes in our head haven't been this pleased since the last time we had that dream about Zac Efron whispering sweet nothings to us while giving us a massage in a jacuzzi!
Ch-ch-check out his rad rendition of Boys 'Round Here (above)!
We're not sure which "boys" Blake is referring to, but the ones below our Mason-Dixon Line sure are tingling!!!