Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Bachelor beauty and maligned model Courtney Robertson recently published an extra-juicy autobiography and, when it came down to discussing the dangling dong of actor Adrian Grenier… well, let's just say that was a loooooong story!
Her tryst-filled tell-all, appropriately titled I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain, focuses in large part on her 2012 reality TV run and public relationship with Bachelor contestant Ben Flajnik. But there is also a chapter called "Catwalking & Starf—ing," which takes place before her fifteen minutes of TV fame and it chronicles all of her hot Hollywood hook-ups.
Amongst her quasi-conquests, allegedly, is Entourage star Adrian Grenier.
Courtney says they met at an Oscar party way back when, bonded over a "mutual loneliness in L.A.," and, while the duo never banged, she did did see him naked and snuck a peak at his trouser snake!!
So, was Adrian's heat-seeking moisture missile HUGE or what?
"He had the biggest penis I'd ever seen—and the biggest bush!"
Wow! Way to go, big guy!
In case you're wondering, Courtney claims she also had sex with super-stud Jesse Metcalfe, but says it was completely "average."
Aww, don't feel too bad, Jesse — a girl can only have one biggest peen EVAR.
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